RESTAURANT INCIDENT

THE RECENT RESTAURANT INCIDENT

WENT TO AN EXECUTIVE LUNCH RECENTLY !!

NO I DID NOT EVEN HAVE A DRINK -- ME YES!!!
I WAS JUST FEELIN KIND OF LIGHT HEADED.
THE EFFECTS OF ARTERIAL PLAQUE HARDENING IN MY BRAIN .

WHEN ON THE WAY OUT I HAD TO GO TO THE POWDER ROOM.
I WENT IN, IT OCCURED TO ME SOME THING DID NOT LOOK RIGHT!

I HAD BEEN TO THIS RESTAURANT SEVERAL TIMES I NOTICED THAT SOME OF THE WALLS HAD BEEN REPAINTED --
BUT I WAS IN A HURRY AND JSUT WENT ON MY WAY -
STILL HAD THAT NAGGING FEELING THAT SOMETHING WAS NOT IN ORDER .
I WENT IN BATHROOM -
SAT DOWN WAS HAPPILY GOIN ABOUT MY BUSINESS - WHEN-------------

I HEARD SOME RATHER HEAVY FOOT STEPS STOMPING IN TO THE ROOM. I COULD SEE THE SHOES UNDER THE DOOR THEY WERE NOT FEMALE SHOES. AT THAT TIME I BEGAN TO GET THAT REALLY SINKING FEELING IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH CAUSE I HAD SEEN AT LEAST 5 MEN AT THIS RESTAURANT THAT I KNOW. AND WAS SURE THAT THE PERSON IN THE BR NEXT TO ME WAS ONE OF THESE -PERSONS.OMG

AS I SAT THERE HOLDING MY BREATH - TRYING NOT TO MAKE A SOUND , SOME OTHERS CAME IN -
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE I WAS PANICING - TRYING TO HOLD TRYING TO HOLD IN THE LAUGHTER / HYSTERIA.

IN A FEW MIN EVERYONE HAD CLEARED OUT AND I HAD NOT BEEN DISCOVERED - LUCKLY........
I BEGAN TO TRY TO THINK OF HOW TO GET EXIT WITH OUT INCIDENT ----
SHOULD I MAKE A RUN FOR IT OR TRY TO TIPTOE OUT.
AFTER SOME CAREFUL CONSIDERATION I DECIDED TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE IT HOME FREE WHEN AS I WAS GRABIN FOR THE DOOR A MAN OPENED IT - I STOOD THERE SPEECHLESS - I WAS A JUSTICE COURT JUDGE.

MY OFFICE IS IN THE SAME BUILDING AS THE JUSTICE COURT.WE CHAT ON THE ELEVATOR ALL THE TIME. I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING - AND LUCKILY SO DID HE.

I TOLD HIM I HAD MADE A WRONG TURN!!!!!!!! AND MADE OUT OF THERE--- OMGOMGOMG

CRAZY STUFF HAPPENS TO EVERYONE , DONT IT?

THEY JUST DONT ADMIT IT.

ANYWAY AFTER TALKING TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN THERE RECENTLY I FOUND THAT THEY HAD REMODELED AND MOVED THE WOMENS BR - THE MENS ROOM IS NOW WHERE THE WOMENS ROOM HAD BEEN -- DDDDDDAHHHHHHHHAND DID NOT CALL ME TO LET ME KNOW .WHAT IN THE @#$%% IS THIS WORLD COMIN TO.

NOW SOME PEOPLE LIVING IN MORE COSMOPOLITAIN AREAS - MAY NOT FIND BEING STUCK IN THE MENS ROOM SUCH A DELIMA BUT IN THE DEEP SOUTH IT CAN BE VERY EARTH SHATTERING !! IF JUST THE WRONG PEOPLE GET WIND OF IT.
SO IM HOPING THAT ALL THE WRONG PEOPLE READ THIS - LOL