Saturday, April 12, 2008
JULIE GRACE ( 3YR OLD GRAND CHILD) FIRST TIME TO PLAY IN THE SNOW
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JULIE GRACE PLAYED IN THE SNOW ALL DAY - WE MADE SNOW ANGELS
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PEPPERS IN A COLLANDER
MONET'S GARDEN
CHILL OUT
CALM
LET THE SUNSHINE IN
SOME FLOWERS
SIERRA CAMP
FRESH PEPPERS
WATERCOLOR
DEMOCRATIC FRONT RUNNERS
MEMAW AND I
MEMAW AND THE MALE ENHANCEMENT HORMONES
< MOTHER IS A VERY PROPER SOUTHERN LADY - EVERYONE LOVES MEMAW - SHE IS ALWAYS CALLED UPON TO SAY THE PRAYER DURING HOLIDAYS , IS GIVES OF HER MONEY AND ADVICE AT EVERY OPPERTUNITY - MOST OF THE TIME.
SHE IS HOWEVER, SCHIZOPHRENIC AND ONE NEVER KNOWS WHO MIGHT SHOW UP FOR DINNER. SHE LIVES WITH MY FAMILY, NEVER A DULL MOMENT.
THE OTHER DAY SHE CAME AND SAT DOWN BY ME AND THOUGHTFULLY SAID -- LAURA -I THINK WE SHOULD BUY THE BOYS ( MY SONS ) SOME OF THAT MALE ENHANCEMENT STUFF I HAVE SEEN ON TV.
WELL, I JUST ABOUT FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR.
I LOOKED AT HER THERE WAS NO HINT OF UNCERTIANTY IN HER EXPRESSION.
WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE,
I ASKED HER WHAT HER REASON WAS FOR THIS.
SHE SAID VERY SERIOUSLY - I JUST KNOW IT WOULD HELP THEM HAVE MORE FRIENDS.
AT THAT POINT I COULD NO LONGER HOLD MY HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER - AND LEFT THE ROOM WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.
FINIALLY AFTER I REGAINED MY COMPOSURE -
I WENT BACK TO TALK TO HER ONLY TO FIND MY YOUNGEST SON SITTING DOWN NEXT TO HER - SMILING FORM EAR TO EAR TELLING HER - OH SURE MEMAW ILL TRY IT - WHY NOT ??????
OMG - TRYING TO REGAIN SOME PARENTAL FACE I - STARTED TO REVIEW WITH MY MOM , WHO BY THE WAY MADE ME COME HOME FROM DATES BY 1100 UNTIL I WAS 20 YRS OLD ,WHY THIS MAY NOT BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA. MY MOM KEEPING HER RESOLVE ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION.
ENTER MY OLDER SON - THE VOICE OF REASON - TO WHOM MY MOM USUALLY LISTENS TO.
HE IS 22 AND USUALLY HELPS ME TO MODERATE WITH ANY UNUSUAL SITUATIONS - NOT THIS TIME HE JUST SAT THRE LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING.
HE SAID THE SAME THING THAT MY 16 YR OLD SAID
HEY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST LEFT THE ROOM - ONE HAS TO KNOW WHEN TO JUST LEAVE THE ROOM.
AT THIS POINT I DONT KNOW IF SHE HAS FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT OR THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL FOR A DOUBLE ORDER OF THIS STUFF.
SHE SAID ( BOB) ON THE ADD JUST LOOKED SO HAPPY.
SO I AM KEEPING AN EYE ON THE MAIL BOX AND HAVE CONFASCATED MEMAWS CHECK BOOK FOR THE TIME.
A FEW DAYS LATER I THOUGHT THAT MEMAW MUST NOT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT ENHANCEMENT WOULD BE INHANCED BY THIS HORMONE--SO I ASKED HER WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THIS DRUG.
SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS NOT REALLY SURE BUT --
BOB ON TV DID LOOK SO HAPPY . THAT IT MUST BE A GOOD THING.
I THEN EXPLAINED WHAT EXACTLY WAS ENHANCED
SHE TURNED RED AND SQUEELED -- OH NO I HAD NO IDEA-- LAURA THEY WOULD NOT ADVERTISE SUCH A THING ON TV. I ASSURED HER THAT THEY WOULD - SHE IS NOW BEING VERY QUIET ABOUT THE SUBJECT - AND HAS CANCELED HER ORDER FOR SAID STUFF--OMG
SHE IS HOWEVER, SCHIZOPHRENIC AND ONE NEVER KNOWS WHO MIGHT SHOW UP FOR DINNER. SHE LIVES WITH MY FAMILY, NEVER A DULL MOMENT.
THE OTHER DAY SHE CAME AND SAT DOWN BY ME AND THOUGHTFULLY SAID -- LAURA -I THINK WE SHOULD BUY THE BOYS ( MY SONS ) SOME OF THAT MALE ENHANCEMENT STUFF I HAVE SEEN ON TV.
WELL, I JUST ABOUT FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR.
I LOOKED AT HER THERE WAS NO HINT OF UNCERTIANTY IN HER EXPRESSION.
WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE,
I ASKED HER WHAT HER REASON WAS FOR THIS.
SHE SAID VERY SERIOUSLY - I JUST KNOW IT WOULD HELP THEM HAVE MORE FRIENDS.
AT THAT POINT I COULD NO LONGER HOLD MY HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER - AND LEFT THE ROOM WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.
FINIALLY AFTER I REGAINED MY COMPOSURE -
I WENT BACK TO TALK TO HER ONLY TO FIND MY YOUNGEST SON SITTING DOWN NEXT TO HER - SMILING FORM EAR TO EAR TELLING HER - OH SURE MEMAW ILL TRY IT - WHY NOT ??????
OMG - TRYING TO REGAIN SOME PARENTAL FACE I - STARTED TO REVIEW WITH MY MOM , WHO BY THE WAY MADE ME COME HOME FROM DATES BY 1100 UNTIL I WAS 20 YRS OLD ,WHY THIS MAY NOT BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA. MY MOM KEEPING HER RESOLVE ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION.
ENTER MY OLDER SON - THE VOICE OF REASON - TO WHOM MY MOM USUALLY LISTENS TO.
HE IS 22 AND USUALLY HELPS ME TO MODERATE WITH ANY UNUSUAL SITUATIONS - NOT THIS TIME HE JUST SAT THRE LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING.
HE SAID THE SAME THING THAT MY 16 YR OLD SAID
HEY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST LEFT THE ROOM - ONE HAS TO KNOW WHEN TO JUST LEAVE THE ROOM.
AT THIS POINT I DONT KNOW IF SHE HAS FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT OR THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL FOR A DOUBLE ORDER OF THIS STUFF.
SHE SAID ( BOB) ON THE ADD JUST LOOKED SO HAPPY.
SO I AM KEEPING AN EYE ON THE MAIL BOX AND HAVE CONFASCATED MEMAWS CHECK BOOK FOR THE TIME.
A FEW DAYS LATER I THOUGHT THAT MEMAW MUST NOT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT ENHANCEMENT WOULD BE INHANCED BY THIS HORMONE--SO I ASKED HER WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THIS DRUG.
SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS NOT REALLY SURE BUT --
BOB ON TV DID LOOK SO HAPPY . THAT IT MUST BE A GOOD THING.
I THEN EXPLAINED WHAT EXACTLY WAS ENHANCED
SHE TURNED RED AND SQUEELED -- OH NO I HAD NO IDEA-- LAURA THEY WOULD NOT ADVERTISE SUCH A THING ON TV. I ASSURED HER THAT THEY WOULD - SHE IS NOW BEING VERY QUIET ABOUT THE SUBJECT - AND HAS CANCELED HER ORDER FOR SAID STUFF--OMG
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