Friday, March 21, 2008

I THINK IT IS OVER

one of my friends broke up with her boy friend
here is the story
lol

i think its over

last week he wanted to be free
now he wants to spend his life with me?
but no monogomy
i dont think so
i dont think so

said im the only one
he still wants to have fun ?
lookin at other honey buns.
i dont think so
i dont think so

punched him in the face
he could vanish with out a trace
he ran out of my place

better run
better run
dont have a gun
but he better run

out to my van
tried to hit the man
damn i hurt my hand
better run
better run

drove to his house
never be his spouse
took out the shrubs
down to the nubs
better run
better run

im thru with you
believe it too
you f--- with me
ill set you free


he should be dead
but instead
i just put holes
in his water bed

i think its over
really over
mess with me
just wait and see
ill set you free
i think its over
really over
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PEPPERS IN A COLLANDER

PEPPERS IN A COLLANDER
COLORED MARKER SKETCH

MONET'S GARDEN

MONET'S GARDEN
PAINTED FORM A PHOTO OF THE MONET GARDEN (FRANCE 2006)

CHILL OUT

CHILL OUT
REPRODUCTION OF A WYATT WATERS WATERCOLOR

CALM

CALM
WATERCOLOR

LET THE SUNSHINE IN

LET THE SUNSHINE IN

SOME FLOWERS

SOME FLOWERS
ACRYLIC

SIERRA CAMP

SIERRA CAMP
ACRYLIC

FRESH PEPPERS

FRESH PEPPERS
ACRYLIC

WATERCOLOR

WATERCOLOR
HEY I'VE GOT A BITE

DEMOCRATIC FRONT RUNNERS

DEMOCRATIC FRONT RUNNERS
HILLARY- EDWARDS - OBAMA

MEMAW AND I

MEMAW AND I

MEMAW AND THE MALE ENHANCEMENT HORMONES

< MOTHER IS A VERY PROPER SOUTHERN LADY - EVERYONE LOVES MEMAW - SHE IS ALWAYS CALLED UPON TO SAY THE PRAYER DURING HOLIDAYS , IS GIVES OF HER MONEY AND ADVICE AT EVERY OPPERTUNITY - MOST OF THE TIME.
SHE IS HOWEVER, SCHIZOPHRENIC AND ONE NEVER KNOWS WHO MIGHT SHOW UP FOR DINNER. SHE LIVES WITH MY FAMILY, NEVER A DULL MOMENT.
THE OTHER DAY SHE CAME AND SAT DOWN BY ME AND THOUGHTFULLY SAID -- LAURA -I THINK WE SHOULD BUY THE BOYS ( MY SONS ) SOME OF THAT MALE ENHANCEMENT STUFF I HAVE SEEN ON TV.
WELL, I JUST ABOUT FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR.
I LOOKED AT HER THERE WAS NO HINT OF UNCERTIANTY IN HER EXPRESSION.

WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE,
I ASKED HER WHAT HER REASON WAS FOR THIS.

SHE SAID VERY SERIOUSLY - I JUST KNOW IT WOULD HELP THEM HAVE MORE FRIENDS.

AT THAT POINT I COULD NO LONGER HOLD MY HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER - AND LEFT THE ROOM WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.
FINIALLY AFTER I REGAINED MY COMPOSURE -

I WENT BACK TO TALK TO HER ONLY TO FIND MY YOUNGEST SON SITTING DOWN NEXT TO HER - SMILING FORM EAR TO EAR TELLING HER - OH SURE MEMAW ILL TRY IT - WHY NOT ??????


OMG - TRYING TO REGAIN SOME PARENTAL FACE I - STARTED TO REVIEW WITH MY MOM , WHO BY THE WAY MADE ME COME HOME FROM DATES BY 1100 UNTIL I WAS 20 YRS OLD ,WHY THIS MAY NOT BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA. MY MOM KEEPING HER RESOLVE ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION.

ENTER MY OLDER SON - THE VOICE OF REASON - TO WHOM MY MOM USUALLY LISTENS TO.
HE IS 22 AND USUALLY HELPS ME TO MODERATE WITH ANY UNUSUAL SITUATIONS - NOT THIS TIME HE JUST SAT THRE LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING.
HE SAID THE SAME THING THAT MY 16 YR OLD SAID
HEY SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!


I JUST LEFT THE ROOM - ONE HAS TO KNOW WHEN TO JUST LEAVE THE ROOM.
AT THIS POINT I DONT KNOW IF SHE HAS FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT OR THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL FOR A DOUBLE ORDER OF THIS STUFF.
SHE SAID ( BOB) ON THE ADD JUST LOOKED SO HAPPY.
SO I AM KEEPING AN EYE ON THE MAIL BOX AND HAVE CONFASCATED MEMAWS CHECK BOOK FOR THE TIME.

A FEW DAYS LATER I THOUGHT THAT MEMAW MUST NOT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT ENHANCEMENT WOULD BE INHANCED BY THIS HORMONE--SO I ASKED HER WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THIS DRUG.
SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS NOT REALLY SURE BUT --
BOB ON TV DID LOOK SO HAPPY . THAT IT MUST BE A GOOD THING.
I THEN EXPLAINED WHAT EXACTLY WAS ENHANCED
SHE TURNED RED AND SQUEELED -- OH NO I HAD NO IDEA-- LAURA THEY WOULD NOT ADVERTISE SUCH A THING ON TV. I ASSURED HER THAT THEY WOULD - SHE IS NOW BEING VERY QUIET ABOUT THE SUBJECT - AND HAS CANCELED HER ORDER FOR SAID STUFF--OMG